I go by the name Jay Fantástico but my real name is Jay Szelagiewicz.  I’m from the Great White North.  I was born in Brampton, Ontario but I live in Edmonton Alberta.  I do this blog as an exercise in writing as that would be ideally my dream job.  Not blogger.  God, no.  Blogging is intellectually sterile low art.

But I can see the allure to it.  I sit here writing about myself while I’m wearing nothing at all having a pornographic video playing in the background on my computer.

Fuck, it’s great to be alive.

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  • Burgers and booze are two things that you should be ashamed about ingesting before noon. The exception to both is when you're camping. 7 hours ago
  • Twitter: Hey did you hear that ________ died? 16 hours ago
  • Sext: u ask if im good in the sack. I say im good but not the best as I show u a second place ribbon for potato sack race from 1995 2 days ago
  • Look at what I found at work! instagr.am/p/LWQphWG-xb/ 3 days ago
  • Aren't bodies disgusting? 4 days ago
  • I won a spelling bee in grade 5 so, yeah, I guess you can say I'm coasting. 4 days ago
  • The only people more uninventive than the people who named their kid Carl Carlson are the people who named their kid Carl Carlson Jr. 5 days ago
  • To change gears, you must depress the clutch. "Clutch, you're fat and no one loves you and you let people step all over you" 5 days ago
  • Could have had a V8. I also could enjoy something that isn't pure vegetable swill. 5 days ago
  • Whoa! It's a rub AND tug?! 5 days ago

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