This sketch is a little racist. I’m not gonna lie. But hopefully, everyone will just look past it and laugh.
The setting is a mall or just a store. A man walks by to see a sign that says “no Blacks”. He is appalled and goes into the store to talk to the owner.
Man
Are you the owner of this place?
Owner
I sure am. What can I do you for?
MAN
I was actually passing by and I noticed the sign up front.
OWNER
Oh yeah? Which one?
MAN
Which one? Really?
OWNER
There are lots of signs out front.
MAN
I’m talking about the racist one. The “No Blacks” sign. You can’t have that up. It’s discriminatory.
OWNER
I think you misunderstand.
MAN
How can I misunderstand a sign that says “No Blacks”?
OWNER
It’s to keep out people with the last name Black.
MAN
Really?
OWNER
Conrad Black, Jack Black, Sirius Black.
MAN
Oh. My mistake. I thought that sign was to keep black people out.
OWNER
Oh, no. That’s what the other sign is for.
The shop keep points to a help wanted sign.
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