This is a sketch I wrote and want to shoot. You never know. It could be all right. :/
At the Böök Store
A man walks into the store.
customer
Hello. I saw your sign outside. Is this the Book store?
Clerk
(With a Swedish accent on the word Böøk)
This is the Böøk Store.
CUSTOMER
Good. I was wondering if you have the latest book by Dou-
CLERK
(Interrupting)
Sorry we don’t sell books.
CUSTOMER
Really? You seem yo have plenty of them all along the shelves here.
CLERK
Those aren’t books.
CUSTOMER
Well what are they?
CLERK
Böøks.
CUSTOMER
You’re just saying books with a fake swedish accent.
CLERK
How dare you!
CUSTOMER
I’m sorry?
CLERK
My Swedish accent is impeccable.
CUSTOMER
You’re speaking in a normal accent now! You only use your accent when you say books!
CLERK
Now you’re saying I cannot say böøks properly? Get out of my böøk store!
CUSTOMER
You did it again!
CLERK
I did not.
CUSTOMER
Say books.
CLERK
Böøks.
CUSTOMER
Books.
CLERK
Böøks.
CUSTOMER
Boo-
CLERK
Böø-
CUSTOMER
This is ridiculous.
CLERK
You, sir, are ridiculous.
A second customer walks in.
Customer 2
Hi. Where do you keep the böøks?
CLERK
In the back.
CUSTOMER 2
Cheers.
He walks off.
CUSTOMER
(flabbergasted)
What was that?!
CLERK
What?
CUSTOMER
I just asked you where the books were a minute ago and you said you didn’t have any.
CLERK
We don’t have any books!
CUSTOMER
Where did that other man go?!
CLERK
…to look at the böøks!
CUSTOMER
I don’t get you!
CLERK
What do you want from me?!
CUSTOMER
(Pause.)
BOOKS!
CLERK
No books!
CUSTOMER
Well, what is it that you sell other than not books?!
CLERK
Porno and children into slavery.
CUSTOMER
Oh, right on. I’ll take one of each then.
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